April 2, 2007 Scallywag turns self into military police, court-marshaled and busted to private for being AWOL. Justice is swift. March 30, 2007 Scallywag presumed KIA. Buried at sea in effigy. March 8, 2007 Scallywag officially declared MIA. Manpower diverted to search and rescue ops, resulting in humiliating LSN defeats.